Despite numerous opportunities, I don't cheat on my wife for two very good reasons:
1. I don't wish to do so.
2. She informed me once, with the sweetest smile you can imagine, that if she ever caught me cheating, she'd kill me in my sleep.
Boru
1. I don't wish to do so.
2. She informed me once, with the sweetest smile you can imagine, that if she ever caught me cheating, she'd kill me in my sleep.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax