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Dinosaurs and the bible

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RE: Dinosaurs and the bible

July 28, 2010 at 5:57 pm

As the second century Greco-Roman philosopher, Celsus said:

Quote:"God does not inflict correction on the world as if he were some unskilled laborer who is incapable of building something properly the first time around; God has no need to purify what he has built by means of a flood or a conflagration (as they teach)."

Celsus' vision of god is of an actual all-powerful being...not some fuck up who messes up constantly.

Yahweh is like worshiping Abbot and Costello or the Three Stooges.

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Dinosaurs and the bible - by AndHeSaidLetThereBeLight - July 23, 2010 at 5:30 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by leo-rcc - July 23, 2010 at 5:51 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by AndHeSaidLetThereBeLight - July 23, 2010 at 6:21 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by leo-rcc - July 23, 2010 at 8:11 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Paul the Human - July 23, 2010 at 8:19 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Rev. Rye - July 23, 2010 at 11:16 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Thor - July 23, 2010 at 11:47 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by DeistPaladin - July 23, 2010 at 12:38 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 23, 2010 at 12:54 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by DeistPaladin - July 23, 2010 at 2:12 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Edwardo Piet - July 23, 2010 at 1:07 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 23, 2010 at 3:14 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by superstarr - July 23, 2010 at 11:13 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Jaysyn - July 26, 2010 at 4:11 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Rhizomorph13 - July 26, 2010 at 4:18 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by DeistPaladin - July 26, 2010 at 4:40 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Thor - July 26, 2010 at 4:45 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by DeistPaladin - July 26, 2010 at 5:32 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Jaysyn - July 26, 2010 at 7:24 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by theophilus - July 28, 2010 at 12:01 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Zen Badger - July 29, 2010 at 5:39 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by DiRNiS - July 25, 2010 at 11:44 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by In This Mind - July 26, 2010 at 5:33 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Skeptisma - July 26, 2010 at 5:40 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by In This Mind - July 26, 2010 at 6:34 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by theVOID - July 26, 2010 at 6:37 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by In This Mind - July 27, 2010 at 4:37 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Rhizomorph13 - July 26, 2010 at 5:56 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 26, 2010 at 6:18 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Skeptisma - July 27, 2010 at 4:47 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by In This Mind - July 27, 2010 at 4:59 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Skeptisma - July 27, 2010 at 5:15 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by In This Mind - July 27, 2010 at 8:00 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by chatpilot - July 27, 2010 at 4:51 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by chatpilot - July 27, 2010 at 5:10 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Rhizomorph13 - July 27, 2010 at 5:45 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Skeptisma - July 27, 2010 at 8:05 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 27, 2010 at 7:26 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 27, 2010 at 9:34 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by DiRNiS - July 27, 2010 at 10:22 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Zen Badger - July 28, 2010 at 6:16 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Thor - July 28, 2010 at 2:34 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 28, 2010 at 12:04 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by DeistPaladin - July 28, 2010 at 12:21 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by padraic - July 28, 2010 at 7:40 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by chatpilot - July 28, 2010 at 12:40 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 28, 2010 at 12:49 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by chatpilot - July 28, 2010 at 3:39 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Thor - July 28, 2010 at 3:57 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 28, 2010 at 5:57 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by chatpilot - July 28, 2010 at 7:19 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 28, 2010 at 7:37 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 28, 2010 at 7:42 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by padraic - July 29, 2010 at 6:10 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Zen Badger - July 29, 2010 at 6:30 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Thor - July 29, 2010 at 9:37 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by chatpilot - July 29, 2010 at 8:56 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Zen Badger - July 29, 2010 at 9:44 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by DeistPaladin - July 29, 2010 at 10:10 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Thor - July 29, 2010 at 10:36 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by DeistPaladin - July 29, 2010 at 11:59 am

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Skeptisma - July 29, 2010 at 2:32 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by chatpilot - July 29, 2010 at 12:06 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Thor - July 29, 2010 at 2:27 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 29, 2010 at 12:44 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 29, 2010 at 2:38 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Thor - July 29, 2010 at 3:32 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by DeistPaladin - July 29, 2010 at 3:34 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Thor - July 29, 2010 at 3:50 pm

RE: Dinosaurs and the bible - by Minimalist - July 29, 2010 at 3:54 pm

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