The last person to post wins !

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Glad you liked it! It just came to me, it's a joke I heard many years ago.

I went into the pub and the peanuts said to me, "Lovely suit sir! Have you lost weight?" Then the cigarette machine said, "You dirty slob, forget to brush your hair?"

I look at the barman in confusion. He explains, "The peanuts are complimentary and the fag machine's out of order."