The last person to post wins !

[robvalue]

Glad you liked it! It just came to me, it's a joke I heard many years ago.

I went into the pub and the peanuts said to me, "Lovely suit sir! Have you lost weight?" Then the cigarette machine said, "You dirty slob, forget to brush your hair?"

I look at the barman in confusion. He explains, "The peanuts are complimentary and the fag machine's out of order."

[vorlon13]

This fag machine is back in the lead

[Jackalope]

This guy went up to the landlord of the pub and said, "I want to marry your daughter." The landlord replied, "First you must complete three challenges. Drink 10 pints in a row. Then pull out the rotten tooth of my pitbull. Then give the old lady in the corner an orgasm."

The guy rises to the challenge. He drinks the 10 pints with no trouble. He then heads down to the cellar to find the pitbull. There's loads of howling and screaming, and finally the guy emerges, covered in blood, from the cellar.

He says, "Right! Now where's the old lady with the rotten tooth?"

A heard pretty much the same joke, but it was a wannabe Alaskan who had to drink a bottle of whiskey, wrestle a grizzly bear, and screw a woman.

"Where's this woman you want me to wrestle?"

[vorlon13]

I've screwed guys almost as hairy as grizzly bears.

Does that count ?

[Whateverist]

I've screwed guys almost as hairy as grizzly bears.

Does that count ?

Well your mistake in completing the challenges would be more natural.

[CapnAwesome]

Is this stupid thread still going?

[vorlon13]

It takes a village to raise a thread like this

[Whateverist]

I gotta warn you, Cap'n my cap'n, posting on this thread even to express disdain is apt to cost you a few awesomeness points. Just saying.

[CapnAwesome]

It takes a village to raise a thread like this

Even if the last person to post wins, what do they win? If they were the last person it means that the thread has been forgotten.

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I gotta warn you, Cap'n my cap'n, posting on this thread even to express disdain is apt to cost you a few awesomeness points. Just saying.

I know, I know. I managed to avoid it until now. I'm actually just sitting waiting for my laptop to recharge before going back into the wilderness for a few days (access to porn being my main concern). I must be super bored. It's also a New Years resolution to post more on Atheistforums. Even though I have 1700 posts or something, I feel like I do a lot of lurking. I used to lurk this forum quite a bit before I joined.

[downbeatplumb]

This thread will still be going when earth is a dim memory.
Generations to come will post and wonder on the ultimate prize.