She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me

[John V]

On any particular night you do. Women generally aren't giving up their best to husbands who come home boozy from a strip club.

I don't know what to say...so

So you'll make up things that were never said and put them in quotation marks as if they were.

Maybe you can't trust yourself, and maybe your wife applies a merit system to how hard she sucks your dick (I'm thinking little glittery star stickers on a big dry erase board?)......but what does that have to do with the rest of us?

For most of us, yes, our wives give us better sex if we treat them good. I would say yours is the exception...except I think you're making up all this shit as you go.