She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me

[John V]

Again, I don't think you get to decide the metrics of my marriage Alpha.

You've been describing differences between us that is not, despite your jokepost, an issue of definition.

Words have meanings. Maybe your wife accepts it, but if so, that means she's agreed to a certain amount of infidelity in the marriage.

-You feel a compulsion that I don't.

You have a compulsion and act on it.

-You have suspicions about yourself that I don't.

Because you've lowered the bar to fit your actions.

-You employ (and advocate for) a strategy that I don't

Yes, I advocate and employ the strategy of staying home and having sex with my wife, rather than paying a stripper to grind on my crotch.

(I see no value...

I guess my wife's a lot better at it than yours is.

I'm not sure how it's supposed to work -

Which is why you go to strippers, as they'll act like you know what's going on as long as you pay them.

and you've failed to explain how it works

This isn't Area 69. Go there for some pointers.