RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 5, 2015 at 6:05 pm
(This post was last modified: January 5, 2015 at 6:05 pm by Cyberman.)
That's it. These days, nothing happens to me unless I make it happen, including what passes for sex and intimacy. I don't get to see a real naked lady unless I pay to see her. I certainly don't get a kiss unless I ask for one, and normally not even then. Which is how Shell completely surprised me on New Year's Day by asking me if she could have a cuddle.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'