(January 9, 2015 at 3:23 pm)alpha male Wrote:(January 9, 2015 at 1:47 pm)dyresand Wrote: There is a better chance of me being jesus.. xDSee what I mean? He had nothing substantial to add, but needed emotionally to put in something.
Jesus can walk on water
Watermelons are 84% water
I can walk on watermelons.
I am 84% Jesus.
Not convinced?
Jesus can walk on water
Cucumbers are 96% water
I can walk on cucumbers
I am 96% Jesus.
Still not convinced?
Jesus can walk on water
Ice is 100% water
I can walk on ice
I am 100% Jesus
Bam.
Do you prefer pot or kettle?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!