One that I have heard
Bible says that man was formed from dirt
Evolution offends me because it says that I evolved from a lower form
Therefore: I DID NOT COME FROM MONKEYS. HOW DARE YOU SAY I DID!
Another one
Nature makes me happy
Therefore , There is a god!
Bible says that man was formed from dirt
Evolution offends me because it says that I evolved from a lower form
Therefore: I DID NOT COME FROM MONKEYS. HOW DARE YOU SAY I DID!
Another one
Nature makes me happy
Therefore , There is a god!