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Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend?

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RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend?

January 16, 2015 at 9:58 pm

Give her a drink, speak gibberish, and commence to fucking her in the pew. When the devout show concern simply tell them she is handling a serpent and refer to Mark 16:17-18.

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Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by IanHulett - January 16, 2015 at 9:49 pm

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Dystopia - January 16, 2015 at 9:51 pm

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by vorlon13 - January 16, 2015 at 9:52 pm

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Exian - January 16, 2015 at 9:54 pm

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by vorlon13 - January 16, 2015 at 9:56 pm

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Cato - January 16, 2015 at 9:58 pm

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Esquilax - January 16, 2015 at 10:24 pm

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Lemonvariable72 - January 16, 2015 at 10:33 pm

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by robvalue - January 17, 2015 at 2:29 am

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by IanHulett - January 17, 2015 at 8:58 am

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Alex K - January 17, 2015 at 8:59 am

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by IanHulett - January 17, 2015 at 10:10 am

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Thor - January 17, 2015 at 10:45 am

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Alex K - January 17, 2015 at 10:48 am

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by I_am_not_mafia - January 17, 2015 at 11:06 am

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Minimalist - January 17, 2015 at 2:35 am

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Alex K - January 17, 2015 at 6:39 am

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by robvalue - January 17, 2015 at 9:02 am

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Godschild - January 17, 2015 at 10:18 pm

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Minimalist - January 17, 2015 at 10:44 pm

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Nope - January 17, 2015 at 10:48 pm

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by Alex K - January 17, 2015 at 11:58 pm

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by *Deidre* - January 18, 2015 at 3:20 am

RE: Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend? - by robvalue - January 18, 2015 at 6:22 am

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