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My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
#1
My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
I wish I knew what house it came from. 

https://www.orientaltrading.com/little-b...60380.fltr

Yes, that is a pencil with the tagline "Batty for Jesus"
and the bats have little crosses on them. 

Jerkoff
Illegitimi non carborundum
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#2
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
(November 1, 2019 at 9:17 am)Figbash Wrote: I wish I knew what house it came from. 

https://www.orientaltrading.com/little-b...60380.fltr

Yes, that is a pencil with the tagline "Batty for Jesus"
and the bats have little crosses on them. 

Jerkoff

All holidays in the west no matter time of year, are nothing more than corporate marketing. That is bad enough. But when any religion tries to  argue the "true meaning" that is even more pathetic to me. 

If you are a house that hands out candy, hand out candy, don't be a preachy dick.
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#3
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
It's been a while (and I don't have kids), but I imagine that someone giving me Jesus pencils when I was expecting a Mars Bar would have been lucky not to get one of those pencils in their eye.

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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#4
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
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God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
(November 1, 2019 at 9:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It's been a while (and I don't have kids), but I imagine that someone giving me Jesus pencils when I was expecting a Mars Bar would have been lucky not to get one of those pencils in their eye.

Boru

If you handed me religious crap at Halloween or Easter or Christmas, when I was a kid, I would have thought to myself "What the fuck is this shit"?
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#6
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
I hope you find out what house it came from, and then do the right thing: Buy plenty of Eggs and Toilet Paper.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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#7
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
(November 1, 2019 at 12:25 pm)Divinity Wrote: I hope you find out what house it came from, and then do the right thing: Buy plenty of Eggs and Toilet Paper.

Or you could just throw it away and go on with your life.
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#8
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
Throw away a pencil? Man..those things are at a premium around this joint. Ill take everyone's unwanted jesus pencils, lol. Pretty sure my kids are eating them.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for a battle to commence then KPLOW, I hit em with the illness of my quill, Im endowed..with certain unalienable skills....  

-ERB


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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
(November 1, 2019 at 4:13 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Throw away a pencil?  Man..those things are at a premium around this joint.  Ill take everyone's unwanted jesus pencils, lol.  Pretty sure my kids are eating them.

This is a good point.  And my kids never seem to have a sharpener.
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
Yeah people decided to give out garbage

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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