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My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
#1
My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
I wish I knew what house it came from. 

https://www.orientaltrading.com/little-b...60380.fltr

Yes, that is a pencil with the tagline "Batty for Jesus"
and the bats have little crosses on them. 

Jerkoff
Illegitimi non carborundum
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#2
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
(November 1, 2019 at 9:17 am)Figbash Wrote: I wish I knew what house it came from. 

https://www.orientaltrading.com/little-b...60380.fltr

Yes, that is a pencil with the tagline "Batty for Jesus"
and the bats have little crosses on them. 

Jerkoff

All holidays in the west no matter time of year, are nothing more than corporate marketing. That is bad enough. But when any religion tries to  argue the "true meaning" that is even more pathetic to me. 

If you are a house that hands out candy, hand out candy, don't be a preachy dick.
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#3
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
It's been a while (and I don't have kids), but I imagine that someone giving me Jesus pencils when I was expecting a Mars Bar would have been lucky not to get one of those pencils in their eye.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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#5
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
(November 1, 2019 at 9:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It's been a while (and I don't have kids), but I imagine that someone giving me Jesus pencils when I was expecting a Mars Bar would have been lucky not to get one of those pencils in their eye.

Boru

If you handed me religious crap at Halloween or Easter or Christmas, when I was a kid, I would have thought to myself "What the fuck is this shit"?
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#6
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
I hope you find out what house it came from, and then do the right thing: Buy plenty of Eggs and Toilet Paper.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
(November 1, 2019 at 12:25 pm)Divinity Wrote: I hope you find out what house it came from, and then do the right thing: Buy plenty of Eggs and Toilet Paper.

Or you could just throw it away and go on with your life.
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#8
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
Throw away a pencil? Man..those things are at a premium around this joint. Ill take everyone's unwanted jesus pencils, lol. Pretty sure my kids are eating them.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
(November 1, 2019 at 4:13 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Throw away a pencil?  Man..those things are at a premium around this joint.  Ill take everyone's unwanted jesus pencils, lol.  Pretty sure my kids are eating them.

This is a good point.  And my kids never seem to have a sharpener.
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#10
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
Yeah people decided to give out garbage

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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