Oh, man...is traffic going to be fucked up for the next two weeks. These fucking Northeasterners and Pacific Northwesterners don't know how to drive in sunshine. Probably don't even own sunglasses.
Plus, we'll have all these pasty white folks walking around after taking their shorts out of winter storage.
I'll tell you. Things are going to get ugly out here.
Plus, we'll have all these pasty white folks walking around after taking their shorts out of winter storage.
I'll tell you. Things are going to get ugly out here.
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