Mississippi wants Bible as the official state book

[thesummerqueen]

Folks in the north don't have to deal with sandspurs or cottonmouths, people in the south don't have to deal with sloshy muddy snow and shit. The shoes stay on (if'n you can afford em, eh Cletus).

People in the north aren't used the the bugs we get down here. You know, like the mosquitos the size of pterodactyls and the roaches resembling the little aliens in Men in Black.

You'd wear shoes all the time too.