It was the first name that popped in there that I knew would be obviously wrong. I normally say Fred to this sort of thing but we don't have one.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'