Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"

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Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"

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RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"

January 28, 2015 at 8:31 pm

Hey, over here!! I'm afraid of the devil! I haven't taken a dump indoors in 15 years, because I sincerely believe that Satan lives in toilets.

I would like $150 000 EACH from:

-Every toilet manufacturer in the world (they're all in league with Satan).

-All companies and corporations whose employees install toilets.

-Public health boards from every city in which I've ever lived who make the demonic claim that Satan-infested toilets are somehow 'sanitary'.

-Cops who've nicked my for expelling my holy excrement in public places.

Cash, please. Low denomination, non-sequential bills.

Boru

‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax

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Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by Silver - January 28, 2015 at 5:28 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by The Valkyrie - January 28, 2015 at 5:30 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by Tonus - January 28, 2015 at 5:31 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by Gawdzilla - January 28, 2015 at 5:31 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by Minimalist - January 28, 2015 at 5:32 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by Tonus - January 28, 2015 at 5:40 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by Norman Humann - January 28, 2015 at 5:35 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by LastPoet - January 28, 2015 at 5:36 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by Lucanus - January 28, 2015 at 5:37 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by Dystopia - January 28, 2015 at 5:39 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by SteelCurtain - January 28, 2015 at 10:57 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by dyresand - January 28, 2015 at 5:49 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by AFTT47 - January 28, 2015 at 5:50 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by Nope - January 28, 2015 at 7:32 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 28, 2015 at 8:31 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by Strongbad - January 28, 2015 at 8:46 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 28, 2015 at 9:39 pm

RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil" - by Allnewoutlook - January 28, 2015 at 10:21 pm

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