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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible

January 29, 2015 at 11:18 am

(January 29, 2015 at 4:15 am)robvalue Wrote: As the title says, Satan wrote the bible. He killed God, and has been impersonating him ever since. I was there, I witnessed it all. I'm happy to answer any questions about this to back up the story.

Here is my challenge. Can you prove me wrong?

Very clever, throwing the "you can't prove it didn't happen" card back at them.

But maybe that's why the OT and NT are so different. The NT is Satan's parody of the Bible written for a contemporary audience. The possibilities are as awesome as they are endless.

"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould

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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 4:15 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Norman Humann - January 29, 2015 at 4:16 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by h4ym4n - January 29, 2015 at 7:15 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by jesus_wept - January 29, 2015 at 7:35 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 7:56 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Norman Humann - January 29, 2015 at 7:57 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Ben Davis - January 29, 2015 at 7:58 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2015 at 8:03 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 8:05 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by watchamadoodle - January 29, 2015 at 8:26 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 9:01 am

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Nope - January 29, 2015 at 10:08 am

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by dyresand - January 29, 2015 at 11:00 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Nope - January 29, 2015 at 11:12 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by dyresand - January 29, 2015 at 11:24 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Tonus - January 29, 2015 at 11:18 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 11:22 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:01 pm

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by vorlon13 - January 29, 2015 at 11:24 am

RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 11:26 am

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 30, 2015 at 3:16 am

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 31, 2015 at 6:42 am

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