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Is Satan better than God?
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Is Satan better than God?
The Church of Satan lays out the following 9 statements:

Anton Szandor LaVey Wrote:1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

Are these 9 Satanic statements better than the 10 Godly commandments?
Schopenhauer Wrote:The intellect has become free, and in this state it does not even know or understand any other interest than that of truth.

Epicurus Wrote:The greatest reward of righteousness is peace of mind.

Epicurus Wrote:Don't fear god,
Don't worry about death;

What is good is easy to get,

What is terrible is easy to endure
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RE: Is Satan better than God?
(January 23, 2022 at 10:24 pm)Lobster Lover Wrote: The Church of Satan lays out the following 9 statements:

Anton Szandor LaVey Wrote:1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

Are these 9 Satanic statements better than the 10 Godly commandments?

According to the magic book, god killed some 27 million people.

Satan only killed 10 and even those were because god bet him to do it.

You pick.

Of course the point is moot, since neither really exist anyway.
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RE: Is Satan better than God?
(January 23, 2022 at 10:24 pm)Lobster Lover Wrote: The Church of Satan lays out the following 9 statements:

Anton Szandor LaVey Wrote:1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

Are these 9 Satanic statements better than the 10 Godly commandments?

That is like asking if arsenic better than cyanide.
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#4
RE: Is Satan better than God?
At work.

Coffee
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RE: Is Satan better than God?
(January 23, 2022 at 10:24 pm)Lobster Lover Wrote: The Church of Satan lays out the following 9 statements:

Anton Szandor LaVey Wrote:1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

Are these 9 Satanic statements better than the 10 Godly commandments?

I've never been much interested in what Howard has to say. About anything.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Is Satan better than God?
(January 24, 2022 at 3:10 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 23, 2022 at 10:24 pm)Lobster Lover Wrote: The Church of Satan lays out the following 9 statements:


Are these 9 Satanic statements better than the 10 Godly commandments?

That is like asking if arsenic better than cyanide.

Curare is better than both.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Is Satan better than God?
Yes.

At least satan is a prick to your face, and not some cowardly, back stabbing, yellow bellied, weasel.
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RE: Is Satan better than God?
These statements are considered Satanic? Geez, I thought Satan was supposed to sound more badass than that.
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RE: Is Satan better than God?
(January 24, 2022 at 7:37 am)GrandizerII Wrote: These statements are considered Satanic? Geez, I thought Satan was supposed to sound more badass than that.

Satan is woke.
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RE: Is Satan better than God?
Why evaluate the lesser of two evils unless one has to choose one of them?
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