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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 29, 2015 at 11:24 am
(January 29, 2015 at 11:12 am)Nope Wrote: Or....Maybe god is hiding waiting for the people intelligent enough to not take any holy book on blind faith so that he can bring only the smart people to heaven. After all, who would want to spend eternity with people who can't see that holy books are full of idiocy? We atheists and agnostics will go to heaven and the religious people will be in hell except they won't know that they are in hell. They will mistakenly think that Satan is god because he wants constant praise and be content worshipping him forever while the rest of us are enjoying a the biggest party ever.

Wait.... what if only the atheists get to go to heaven and the christians well the bigots go to hell and the ones that aren't too bad go to heaven. I mean i would like to on the off chance talk to god and be like... why you dis? really just why you are a terrible babysitter and we were all wondering where you were and most of us was starving and dying thanks a lot...
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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 4:15 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Nope - January 29, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Nope - January 29, 2015 at 11:12 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by dyresand - January 29, 2015 at 11:24 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Tonus - January 29, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Tonus - January 29, 2015 at 12:51 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Nope - January 30, 2015 at 4:43 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 7, 2015 at 12:49 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:11 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:39 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 12:51 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 11:50 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 12:10 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 12:15 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:25 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 12:47 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:12 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 12:29 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:49 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Cato - February 10, 2015 at 7:10 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Tonus - February 10, 2015 at 9:21 pm

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