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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 4:39 pm
I'll play... ahem... Devil's Advocate?

"OF COURSE the Bible wasn't written by Satan. The Bible is the word of God. It says so in the Bible. God is not Satan, therefore the Bible is not written by Satan. Satan couldn't kill God because God has power over Satan. That's what the Bible says. Satan was a fallen Angel. God was in control of the Angels, and so was not a fallen Angel. The Bible says homosexuality is bad and that homosexuals will go to hell. Satan's in hell. Therefore Satan is a homosexual. A homosexual did not write the Bible, because a homosexual couldn't have been divinely inspired, and clearly the Bible is divinely inspired, because it's God's word, so it was written by Godly hetero people, and Satan is a homosexual, and also not a person, because he was a fallen Angel.

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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible

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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 4:15 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Nope - January 29, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Nope - January 29, 2015 at 11:12 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Tonus - January 29, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Tonus - January 29, 2015 at 12:51 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by TheRealJoeFish - January 30, 2015 at 4:39 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Nope - January 30, 2015 at 4:43 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 7, 2015 at 12:49 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:11 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:39 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 12:51 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 11:50 am
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 12:10 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 12:15 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:25 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 12:47 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:12 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Drich - February 8, 2015 at 12:29 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:49 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by IATIA - February 8, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Cato - February 10, 2015 at 7:10 pm
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible - by Tonus - February 10, 2015 at 9:21 pm

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