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Going to church can help you live longer?
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RE: Going to church can help you live longer?
To me it sounds like the church itself may be behind this "news" article in a desperate attempt to gain more deluded church attendees. Why would sitting on your butt for an hour or so, bored out of your mind make you live longer? As Ace said, why not go for a walk instead? It's much more beneficial to your health and mind than sitting in a building listening to some preacher babbling about nonsense.

Thankfully the amount of people attending churches on a weekly basis keeps falling. More people are being able to see through the bullshit. Hence it wouldn't surprise me to see desperate religious institutions make up crap like "Going to church makes you live longer".

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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Going to church can help you live longer? - by Nitsuj - August 9, 2010 at 6:04 pm
RE: Going to church can help you live longer? - by DiRNiS - August 10, 2010 at 7:35 pm
RE: Going to church can help you live longer? - by DiRNiS - August 10, 2010 at 7:56 pm
RE: Going to church can help you live longer? - by Nitsuj - August 11, 2010 at 1:56 pm

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