(August 10, 2010 at 7:47 pm)Ace Wrote:Quote:Hence it wouldn't surprise me to see desperate religious institutions make up crap like "Going to church makes you live longer".
I reckon that when church attendance falls significantly lower still, there'll soon be desprate enough to pay people to turn up.
In that case I would probably consider attending. Getting paid to sit on your butt and do nothing doesn't sound too bad at all. I can always bring my ipod so I don't have to listen to the crap anyway.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
