RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
February 8, 2015 at 12:01 pm
(This post was last modified: February 8, 2015 at 12:02 pm by IATIA.)
(January 29, 2015 at 11:22 am)robvalue Wrote: Satan can confirm that the NT is a parody, yes. He was seeing how much he could change things while claiming they were staying the same, and get away with it. Turns out: a lot. I might ask him later if jesus was even inspired by anyone when he wrote him, or whether he just made him up.Would not jesus be the reincarnation of god and when jesus refused Satan's offers, was killed again?
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-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
