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Making money out of cretins
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RE: Making money out of cretins
Dear Christians... errr... the denominations, that believe in the Rapture anyway!

I'm going to start Post Rapture Animal Control. If you want - for a reasonable fee - after the Rapture, I'm going to take care of your beloved pets. By that I mean - I will hunt down them down and bludgeon them to death. I might do it for free anyway, out of pure spite, for not having been saved by Jeebus. So, please - make sure you don't f*** up and miss out on the Rapture, or it may to be a very awkward meeting, over the twitching, bloody carcass of Spot, Fifi, or Piddles...

Tongue
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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Making money out of cretins - by FreeTony - February 9, 2015 at 7:33 am
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Aoi Magi - February 9, 2015 at 8:00 am
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Brian37 - February 9, 2015 at 8:11 am
RE: Making money out of cretins - by robvalue - February 9, 2015 at 8:16 am
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Brian37 - February 9, 2015 at 8:25 am
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Aoi Magi - February 9, 2015 at 8:25 am
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Spooky - February 9, 2015 at 8:33 am
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Brian37 - February 9, 2015 at 8:52 am
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Homeless Nutter - February 9, 2015 at 8:35 am
RE: Making money out of cretins - by FreeTony - February 9, 2015 at 8:42 am
RE: Making money out of cretins - by AFTT47 - February 9, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Pyrrho - February 9, 2015 at 3:17 pm
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 3:22 pm
RE: Making money out of cretins - by thesummerqueen - February 9, 2015 at 3:35 pm
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Tonus - February 10, 2015 at 8:49 am
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Mister Agenda - February 9, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Homeless Nutter - February 10, 2015 at 8:42 am
RE: Making money out of cretins - by dyresand - February 10, 2015 at 12:23 pm
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Norman Humann - February 10, 2015 at 12:40 pm
RE: Making money out of cretins - by dyresand - February 10, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: Making money out of cretins - by Mister Agenda - February 10, 2015 at 12:36 pm
RE: Making money out of cretins - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 1:33 pm

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