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A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...

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RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...

February 11, 2015 at 9:07 pm

1. We're granting time travel exists. Ok.

2. Let's assume Jesus actually existed. (Son of god or not, whatever)

I go back in time and murder jesus. Before he has a chance to "sacrifice" himself. I use my ruger super blackhawk (.44 magnum Smile

) Single action, but fuck it, they now think I'm god. (Or some sort of warlock/witch?)

Jesus didn't die on a cross, I even shot the damn donkey. What happens to Christianity?

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

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A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 9, 2015 at 1:56 pm

RE: A weird but curious question: if you had a time machine - by Norman Humann - February 9, 2015 at 1:57 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 9, 2015 at 2:02 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Dystopia - February 9, 2015 at 2:16 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Pyrrho - February 9, 2015 at 4:20 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 3:10 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 9, 2015 at 3:36 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Silver - February 9, 2015 at 3:38 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 9, 2015 at 3:41 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Silver - February 9, 2015 at 3:43 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 9, 2015 at 3:45 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Silver - February 9, 2015 at 3:50 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 9, 2015 at 3:52 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 5:00 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 9, 2015 at 5:10 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 9:42 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Pyrrho - February 9, 2015 at 10:53 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 10, 2015 at 9:41 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Cinjin - February 10, 2015 at 9:59 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 10, 2015 at 10:10 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Cinjin - February 10, 2015 at 10:21 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Cinjin - February 9, 2015 at 11:42 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Losty - February 10, 2015 at 3:04 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Mudhammam - February 11, 2015 at 4:18 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by FatAndFaithless - February 9, 2015 at 1:57 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Dystopia - February 9, 2015 at 1:59 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Faith No More - February 9, 2015 at 2:09 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Ravenshire - February 10, 2015 at 1:23 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Anomalocaris - February 10, 2015 at 11:41 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by The Valkyrie - February 9, 2015 at 2:11 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Silver - February 9, 2015 at 2:14 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 9, 2015 at 2:16 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Jenny A - February 9, 2015 at 2:27 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by h4ym4n - February 10, 2015 at 10:46 am

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RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Cyberman - February 9, 2015 at 2:52 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 9, 2015 at 3:12 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Crossless1 - February 9, 2015 at 3:22 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by FatAndFaithless - February 9, 2015 at 3:38 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 9, 2015 at 3:40 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by FatAndFaithless - February 9, 2015 at 3:46 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 9, 2015 at 3:47 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Jenny A - February 9, 2015 at 3:56 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 9, 2015 at 3:58 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Silver - February 9, 2015 at 3:58 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Norman Humann - February 9, 2015 at 3:57 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 9, 2015 at 3:57 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 9, 2015 at 4:26 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Pyrrho - February 9, 2015 at 4:33 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Losty - February 9, 2015 at 4:35 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Cato - February 9, 2015 at 4:57 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Pyrrho - February 9, 2015 at 5:32 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Cato - February 9, 2015 at 6:06 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by abaris - February 9, 2015 at 5:02 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Losty - February 9, 2015 at 5:06 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 9, 2015 at 5:08 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Exian - February 9, 2015 at 5:10 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 9, 2015 at 5:15 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 9, 2015 at 5:25 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Dystopia - February 9, 2015 at 5:31 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Silver - February 9, 2015 at 5:17 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 9, 2015 at 5:30 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Pyrrho - February 9, 2015 at 5:50 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 9, 2015 at 5:36 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Pyrrho - February 9, 2015 at 6:04 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Exian - February 9, 2015 at 6:01 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by dyresand - February 9, 2015 at 9:06 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by vorlon13 - February 10, 2015 at 1:16 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Aoi Magi - February 10, 2015 at 4:50 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 4:53 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Homeless Nutter - February 10, 2015 at 7:22 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Dystopia - February 10, 2015 at 10:22 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 10, 2015 at 10:24 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Dystopia - February 10, 2015 at 10:33 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 10, 2015 at 10:39 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Dystopia - February 10, 2015 at 10:49 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 10:40 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 10, 2015 at 10:44 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 10:51 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 10, 2015 at 10:59 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Pyrrho - February 10, 2015 at 12:18 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Dystopia - February 10, 2015 at 10:52 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 10:58 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 11:02 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 10, 2015 at 11:06 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Dystopia - February 10, 2015 at 11:06 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 11:09 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by TheMessiah - February 10, 2015 at 11:17 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by FatAndFaithless - February 10, 2015 at 11:45 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Dystopia - February 10, 2015 at 11:19 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 11:19 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 11:51 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by dyresand - February 10, 2015 at 12:13 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by FatAndFaithless - February 10, 2015 at 12:13 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by dyresand - February 10, 2015 at 12:15 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by FatAndFaithless - February 10, 2015 at 1:21 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by dyresand - February 10, 2015 at 1:37 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by dyresand - February 10, 2015 at 1:51 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by dyresand - February 10, 2015 at 12:20 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 1:23 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 1:38 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Pyrrho - February 10, 2015 at 1:54 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by FatAndFaithless - February 10, 2015 at 1:51 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by dyresand - February 10, 2015 at 1:54 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Pyrrho - February 10, 2015 at 2:12 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by FatAndFaithless - February 10, 2015 at 1:55 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 1:58 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by dyresand - February 10, 2015 at 2:02 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 2:04 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 10, 2015 at 2:14 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by DemonicLemon - February 11, 2015 at 3:25 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by dyresand - February 11, 2015 at 3:28 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 11, 2015 at 3:36 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by dyresand - February 11, 2015 at 3:43 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 11, 2015 at 4:20 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Mudhammam - February 11, 2015 at 4:29 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 11, 2015 at 4:30 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Spooky - February 11, 2015 at 9:07 pm

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Wyrd of Gawd - February 12, 2015 at 1:28 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by robvalue - February 12, 2015 at 2:59 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Cyberman - February 12, 2015 at 4:27 am

RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Spooky - February 12, 2015 at 8:57 am

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