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A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...
RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...
(February 11, 2015 at 9:07 pm)Spooky Wrote: 1. We're granting time travel exists. Ok.

2. Let's assume Jesus actually existed. (Son of god or not, whatever)

I go back in time and murder jesus. Before he has a chance to "sacrifice" himself. I use my ruger super blackhawk (.44 magnum Smile ) Single action, but fuck it, they now think I'm god. (Or some sort of warlock/witch?)

Jesus didn't die on a cross, I even shot the damn donkey. What happens to Christianity?

Kill Paul and you would have eliminated Christianity.
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RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine... - by Wyrd of Gawd - February 12, 2015 at 1:28 am

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