It's the a-toothfairyests fault! they steal the teeth left under pillows and sell them as aphrodisiacs to the Chinese. And they don't leave money under the pillow because that would be ridiculous.
Now they just farm the teeth by keeping children in cages and removing their teeth when they come of age.
Now they just farm the teeth by keeping children in cages and removing their teeth when they come of age.




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