Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 19, 2025, 5:09 pm
Atheist Forums › Community › Religion v
Blasphemy

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Blasphemy
JesusHChrist Offline
Thunder Thighs
****
Religious Views: Christian Satanist
Posts: 2962
Threads: 44
Joined: March 22, 2013
Reputation: 39
#154
RE: Blasphemy
February 18, 2015 at 4:27 pm
(February 18, 2015 at 4:14 pm)Godschild Wrote: Most Christians do not snuggle with snakes and drink poison because God give us a brain to know better and understand what the scriptures say. " do not tempt the LORD thy God."

GC

Cherrypicker....the scriptures are quite clear on this topic. You don't have enough faith to pull it off, that's the real problem GC!

Quote:Mark Chapter 16
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

I do notice even the dumb-fuck snake handlers don't drink Drain-o. I don't think even God would be able to save their tender mucous membranes from that "deadly thing". So, there is a limit on what deadly things you can ingest it seems.

Cast out devils? Check.
Speak in tongues? Check.
Handle snakes? Uhhhhh, mebbe yes and mebbe no. Only if I'm a dumb-fuck in Appalachia. Otherwise, HELL NO!
Drink Drain-o cocktail? NOPE! Not going there! Are you outta you fuckin' mind?!?
Lay hands on the sick? Check.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...seems like a fly in the ointment there.
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Religion v
Blasphemy

Messages In This Thread
Blasphemy - by lifesagift - February 15, 2015 at 7:18 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by FreeTony - February 15, 2015 at 7:24 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Minimalist - February 15, 2015 at 7:41 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by vorlon13 - February 15, 2015 at 7:44 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 2:19 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Mudhammam - February 16, 2015 at 11:00 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 12:23 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 12:37 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 1:34 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 1:40 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 1:43 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 1:52 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 1:56 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 2:06 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 2:10 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 2:22 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 2:30 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 1:57 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 12:27 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 12:31 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 12:41 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 12:43 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 12:52 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 12:57 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 12:59 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 1:05 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 1:05 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 1:12 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Chas - February 16, 2015 at 1:11 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Homeless Nutter - February 16, 2015 at 1:41 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 5:28 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 16, 2015 at 12:50 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Minimalist - February 17, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 11:03 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 12:35 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by vorlon13 - February 16, 2015 at 12:36 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 1:18 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by vorlon13 - February 16, 2015 at 8:05 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by The Valkyrie - February 16, 2015 at 2:05 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Homeless Nutter - February 16, 2015 at 11:12 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Aisha - February 16, 2015 at 2:38 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 16, 2015 at 6:36 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Homeless Nutter - February 16, 2015 at 6:56 am
RE: Blasphemy - by KevinM1 - February 16, 2015 at 10:52 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 12:17 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 12:20 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 12:28 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 12:34 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 12:49 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 12:57 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 16, 2015 at 12:35 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 1:12 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 1:15 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 12:42 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 12:59 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Thumpalumpacus - February 16, 2015 at 10:51 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by KevinM1 - February 17, 2015 at 2:44 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 16, 2015 at 12:45 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 16, 2015 at 12:54 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 12:55 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 1:40 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 12:57 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 1:01 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 1:04 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Chas - February 16, 2015 at 1:13 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 16, 2015 at 12:57 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 12:59 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 16, 2015 at 1:04 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 16, 2015 at 1:05 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by FatAndFaithless - February 16, 2015 at 1:19 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 1:22 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 1:25 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 1:26 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 1:48 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 5:48 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 6:04 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 17, 2015 at 4:10 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 1:46 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 16, 2015 at 1:47 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 16, 2015 at 1:56 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 16, 2015 at 1:58 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 2:02 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 1:58 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 2:33 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 16, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 16, 2015 at 3:56 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 5:37 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 16, 2015 at 5:40 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 16, 2015 at 5:37 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 5:41 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 16, 2015 at 5:43 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 16, 2015 at 5:44 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 5:59 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by TubbyTubby - February 16, 2015 at 6:01 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by The Valkyrie - February 16, 2015 at 9:02 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by KevinM1 - February 16, 2015 at 6:33 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 16, 2015 at 7:27 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 16, 2015 at 9:29 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by The Valkyrie - February 16, 2015 at 10:53 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 17, 2015 at 3:27 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 17, 2015 at 4:00 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 17, 2015 at 5:43 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Cyberman - February 18, 2015 at 3:43 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Nope - February 17, 2015 at 4:33 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 17, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2015 at 7:49 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by KevinM1 - February 17, 2015 at 6:38 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by vorlon13 - February 16, 2015 at 10:10 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 17, 2015 at 3:58 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 17, 2015 at 4:24 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 17, 2015 at 4:59 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2015 at 5:46 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by TubbyTubby - February 17, 2015 at 5:52 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 17, 2015 at 7:52 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Spooky - February 17, 2015 at 10:11 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 17, 2015 at 10:44 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Mudhammam - February 17, 2015 at 10:47 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 17, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by emilynghiem - February 17, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by FatAndFaithless - February 17, 2015 at 1:33 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Cyberman - February 18, 2015 at 3:41 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 17, 2015 at 1:33 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by FatAndFaithless - February 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 17, 2015 at 4:09 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 17, 2015 at 4:05 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Nope - February 17, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by emilynghiem - February 17, 2015 at 9:40 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by SteelCurtain - February 17, 2015 at 11:09 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 18, 2015 at 3:06 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 18, 2015 at 3:19 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 18, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Homeless Nutter - February 18, 2015 at 4:12 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 18, 2015 at 4:48 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 19, 2015 at 3:49 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 18, 2015 at 3:25 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Nope - February 18, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 18, 2015 at 4:14 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Homeless Nutter - February 18, 2015 at 4:24 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 19, 2015 at 12:00 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Hoopington - February 19, 2015 at 1:05 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Homeless Nutter - February 19, 2015 at 1:42 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by The Valkyrie - February 19, 2015 at 1:56 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Cyberman - February 19, 2015 at 2:15 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by The Valkyrie - February 19, 2015 at 2:24 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 18, 2015 at 4:27 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 18, 2015 at 3:43 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 18, 2015 at 3:48 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Cyberman - February 18, 2015 at 3:53 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 18, 2015 at 3:54 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 18, 2015 at 3:56 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 18, 2015 at 4:31 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 18, 2015 at 9:26 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Minimalist - February 18, 2015 at 4:22 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 18, 2015 at 4:26 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 18, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Minimalist - February 18, 2015 at 4:40 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Cyberman - February 18, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by The Valkyrie - February 18, 2015 at 5:45 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Homeless Nutter - February 19, 2015 at 4:14 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 5:32 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 4:19 am
RE: Blasphemy - by TubbyTubby - February 19, 2015 at 4:51 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 5:55 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Homeless Nutter - February 19, 2015 at 6:03 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 6:05 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Homeless Nutter - February 19, 2015 at 6:11 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 6:14 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 6:59 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 7:13 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:18 am
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 19, 2015 at 3:02 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 3:16 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 19, 2015 at 3:20 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 3:24 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Homeless Nutter - February 19, 2015 at 3:52 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 19, 2015 at 5:10 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 19, 2015 at 5:23 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Homeless Nutter - February 19, 2015 at 11:00 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Cyberman - February 20, 2015 at 12:36 am
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 19, 2015 at 3:57 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by TubbyTubby - February 19, 2015 at 4:08 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by TubbyTubby - February 19, 2015 at 5:22 pm
Blasphemy - by TubbyTubby - February 19, 2015 at 5:29 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 19, 2015 at 6:03 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by TubbyTubby - February 19, 2015 at 6:10 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by The Valkyrie - February 19, 2015 at 7:28 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Crossless1 - February 19, 2015 at 6:12 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 6:16 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 19, 2015 at 7:45 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by JesusHChrist - February 19, 2015 at 11:54 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by Nope - February 20, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: Blasphemy - by robvalue - February 20, 2015 at 2:34 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Mudhammam - February 20, 2015 at 12:26 am
Blasphemy - by TubbyTubby - February 20, 2015 at 4:32 am
RE: Blasphemy - by Godschild - February 20, 2015 at 12:11 pm
RE: Blasphemy - by TubbyTubby - February 20, 2015 at 12:14 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  The Blasphemy Thread Disagreeable 49 10133 October 17, 2023 at 10:00 am
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  BLASPHEMY! Minimalist 17 4159 June 17, 2015 at 10:27 pm
Last Post: Crossless2.0
  Blasphemy, I can and I will...... Brian37 18 3372 March 30, 2015 at 3:28 pm
Last Post: Brian37
  Pakistan disabled girl arrested for blasphemy frankiej 36 15667 August 24, 2012 at 11:29 pm
Last Post: Oldandeasilyconfused
  Blasphemy II Cinjin 129 60073 June 25, 2012 at 11:26 pm
Last Post: Cinjin
  Blasphemy Day International 2009 moodydaniel 0 1894 March 4, 2009 at 11:15 am
Last Post: moodydaniel



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)