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Pro tips for greeting the Juicy Ones on the Introductions Thread
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RE: Pro tips for greeting the Juicy Ones on the Introductions Thread
Don't offer to pray for us. That's a big no-no.

Don't bang on about bloody Jesus as the cure for everything.

Similarly, don't harp on about how wrong/deceived/evil we are and how we're all going to hell.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Pro tips for greeting the Juicy Ones on the Introductions Thread - by Cyberman - February 21, 2015 at 5:42 pm

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