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Over-caffeinated, your tips?
July 22, 2016 at 9:56 pm
I am over-caffeinated due to having consumed too much coffee on an empty stomach.
This has never happened to me before, and I am trying to stay calm despite being jittery as heck and worried. I had to leave work early because I was getting weaker, tired, and felt as though I was going to pass out if I kept exerting myself.
What are your tips for better dealing with this?
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RE: Over-caffeinated, your tips?
July 22, 2016 at 10:05 pm
This too shall pass. Take it from a brother with a coffee tattoo!
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RE: Over-caffeinated, your tips?
July 22, 2016 at 10:14 pm
Drink plenty of water.
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RE: Over-caffeinated, your tips?
July 22, 2016 at 10:38 pm
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RE: Over-caffeinated, your tips?
July 22, 2016 at 10:39 pm
Water, protein and no carbs.
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RE: Over-caffeinated, your tips?
July 22, 2016 at 10:47 pm
Cocaine, lots of it.
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RE: Over-caffeinated, your tips?
July 22, 2016 at 11:05 pm
Drink less caffeine
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RE: Over-caffeinated, your tips?
July 22, 2016 at 11:08 pm
The two posts above me, ROFLMFAO.
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RE: Over-caffeinated, your tips?
July 22, 2016 at 11:13 pm
Don't drink any more coffee.
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RE: Over-caffeinated, your tips?
July 22, 2016 at 11:24 pm
(July 22, 2016 at 9:56 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: I am over-caffeinated due to having consumed too much coffee on an empty stomach.
This has never happened to me before, and I am trying to stay calm despite being jittery as heck and worried. I had to leave work early because I was getting weaker, tired, and felt as though I was going to pass out if I kept exerting myself.
What are your tips for better dealing with this?
Left work early because you drank too much caffeine? What a load of shit. Have you no shame?
Here's a tip. Don't ever work for me, because I would fire your stupid ass. Too much caffeine, Jesus tits. You're a perfect example why raising the minimum wage 'just because' is an extremely bad idea. Self-inflicted non-malady warrants time off = unreliable. Disgusting.
I can't help but consider single mothers busting their asses working 2-3 jobs and getting through it by inhaling caffeine, yet you get some jitters and have to leave work. Fucking hell. Just sad beyond measure.
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