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The classic stoooopid clergy quotes thread
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RE: The classic stoooopid clergy quotes thread
(August 19, 2010 at 7:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I wonder how many altar boys he butt-raped? How transcendent is that?

It wasn't his soul leaving his body, that's for sure. Though I think in Shakespeare's time 'spirit' was slang for 'semen'...
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken

'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.

'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain

'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
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RE: The classic stoooopid clergy quotes thread - by The Omnissiunt One - August 20, 2010 at 8:11 am

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