I was in some greasy spoon, maybe like a Denny's, eating some slop that looked vaguely like a chicken pot pie. At some point I just up and leave to find a rest room, without paying. Then I come back and pay, and get scolded for attempting not to pay. Then I wake up to reality at about 3am and really do need the rest room.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan