Is the bible all perfect?

[MilesAbbott81]

Ah ok, the bible doesn't mean what it says.

That's ok then, I'll just make up what it says too Except the illogical bits. I'll ignore those bits. Wait... That's most of it.

Not much left. Some stuff about building tents? Do I need to know this bit?

I'm just playing with you man

You are correct in that the Bible doesn't always mean what it seems to be saying. As I mentioned, you need eyes to see and ears to hear. The only way to know you have such is if you hear the Truth when it is presented to you (which I am doing now).

And I am not easily offended, so there is no need to keep apologizing to me, though I do appreciate the sentiment.