I have to admit, I do have a bit of a soft spot for a BMW (known colloquially as Black Man's Wheels). Incidentally, the term 'BMW' can also be applied to the white ladyfriend of a gentleman of colour, for similar etymological reasons - the 'wheels' element being adjusted appropriately, of course.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'