Great Poetry

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Spike Milligan

So Fair Is She

So fair is she!
So fair her face
So fair her pulsing figure

Not so fair
The maniacal stare
Of a husband who's much bigger.

If you cast your bread on the water
It returns a thousand fold
So it says in the bible
So I have been told
So I cast my bread on the water
It was spotted by a froggy
and all the bits he didn't eat
just floated back
all soggy

Spike Miligan.