Trust me, xtians definitely don't want me on their team; any more than I would want to be there myself. Their pet god would have a shitload of explaining to do and I would be among those holding it accountable to every single thing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
