Another Good Reason to be a Christian

[Thumpalumpacus]

Perhaps you should take your own advice, Dixie.

I've spent 28 years dealing with Americans. I would not call that limited experience. I have probably spent more time in the South than you have spent out of it.

So what?  That doesn't take your observation out of the realm of fallacious thinking.

I should have thought that such a smart non-American would have been able to easily see the point I was making. Looks like I gave you too much credit.

Look, if you want to carry on with your foolish irrationality, have at it.  Don't expect a free pass, though -- you'll have your sloppy thinking pointed out each time you trot it out in an attempt to buck up your tottering self-esteem.


As for how much time I've lived outside the South, you really don't know anything about that, now do you?  Assuming shit about people you don't know is not a good idea. I'm not going to give you my CV, because some asshole on the Internet doesn't deserve to know that much about me, but I can assure you that you're wrong, to the tune of decades.  Dumbfuck.

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I've done that in the past. I believe it's known as a Dirty Sanchez, describing the ersatz Spanish-style moustache worn as a reward.

Here in America we call that "getting our redwings". It's not something I'll do ... again.