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I need ONE good Christian...
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I need ONE good Christian...
...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.
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RE: I need ONE good Christian...
All calls are answered in the order that they're received. There's a backlog of missing keys and crucial playoff games.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#3
RE: I need ONE good Christian...
Damn, I thought this was going to be a volcano placation thing.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 1:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

Dear Stephen Hawking, I pray to you for hurricanes to end.
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RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 1:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

Do you have any idea the cost of that would be?

This would mean, you want God's kingdom to come, here to earth and the earth was to be ruled as if were heaven..

which means the wicked and the evil and even just the sinful will have to be removed.

what are you and your boyfriend going to do when God rounds up all unrepentant sinners?
Huh
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RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 3:23 pm)Drich Wrote:
(February 19, 2020 at 1:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

Do you have any idea the cost of that would be?

This would mean, you want God's kingdom to come, here to earth and the earth was to be ruled as if were heaven..

which means the wicked and the evil and even just the sinful will have to be removed.

what are you and your boyfriend going to do when God rounds up all unrepentant sinners?
Huh
Laugh and point.
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RE: I need ONE good Christian...
The idea of an eternity with the likes of Drich sounds positively dreadful.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 3:25 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(February 19, 2020 at 3:23 pm)Drich Wrote: Do you have any idea the cost of that would be?

This would mean, you want God's kingdom to come, here to earth and the earth was to be ruled as if were heaven..

which means the wicked and the evil and even just the sinful will have to be removed.

what are you and your boyfriend going to do when God rounds up all unrepentant sinners?
Huh
Laugh and point.
no I said what will YOU and YOUR BOYFRIEND be doing? I know what I will be doing..
Hehe

(February 19, 2020 at 3:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: The idea of an eternity with the likes of Drich sounds positively dreadful.

that's my point for the unsaved..

if God get's rid of ALL evil, he's in for a penny and a pound.
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RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 3:23 pm)Drich Wrote:
(February 19, 2020 at 1:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

Do you have any idea the cost of that would be?

This would mean, you want God's kingdom to come, here to earth and the earth was to be ruled as if were heaven..

which means the wicked and the evil and even just the sinful will have to be removed.

what are you and your boyfriend going to do when God rounds up all unrepentant sinners?
Huh


This wins the most boneheaded fucked up logic in not only internet history, but human history.

If you are "all powerful" what fucking cost would there be?

The only reason any god claims in human history work, is because humans want those claims to be true. If you shit, and you fart, and you pee, which all humans do, then what the fuck makes you think a sky hero isn't  watching? 

If you are going to assert an Orwellian character who knows all and sees all, and can do what he wants without a check on his power, you are not asserting thinking or freedom, but obedience.

If God can do what he wants, there is no cost. Which makes him a dictator.
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RE: I need ONE good Christian...
(February 19, 2020 at 3:23 pm)Drich Wrote:
(February 19, 2020 at 1:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

Do you have any idea the cost of that would be?

This would mean, you want God's kingdom to come, here to earth and the earth was to be ruled as if were heaven..

which means the wicked and the evil and even just the sinful will have to be removed.

what are you and your boyfriend going to do when God rounds up all unrepentant sinners?
Huh

Homophobic much?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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