kidding, kidding
but, no, really
I've been here for the entirety of six days now, so you could say I'm a veteran [the crowd: who are you again?]
so let's all gather round and get to know each other, the drinks are complimentary, hugs are free
Hi, I'm 'vic and I'm a spy not here to collect intel
reasons to love me:
- I've made 2 funny jokes in my life, some people even laughed at one of them
- sometimes what I say makes sense if you think about it
- I've had some people tell me that I'm actually sorta not that bad from a distance when you get used to me
- I'll pay you (not really)
k, your turn
but, no, really
I've been here for the entirety of six days now, so you could say I'm a veteran [the crowd: who are you again?]
so let's all gather round and get to know each other, the drinks are complimentary, hugs are free
Hi, I'm 'vic and I'm a spy not here to collect intel
reasons to love me:
- I've made 2 funny jokes in my life, some people even laughed at one of them
- sometimes what I say makes sense if you think about it
- I've had some people tell me that I'm actually sorta not that bad from a distance when you get used to me
- I'll pay you (not really)
k, your turn
