So it's 2016 and that gosh darn Obama has finally decided to peel off the human skinsuit to reveal the Antichrist underneath, and he has then proceeded to launch a global nuclear strike that will obliterate most of the life on Earth...in 12 hours time. Nobody can stop him, as he has locked himself in his ultra-secret bunker with Madonna, Justin Beiber and all those other pesky arse-lickers of the Devil guarding him. God is conspicuous in his absence (no change there), and no help is coming. All the boring people have already been raptured, so the amount of pastors and general crazies screaming about the end will be (in theory) dramatically reduced.
So, with 12 hours until nuclear hellfire raineth from the skies, how do YOU throw a shindig?
Who would you invite? Friends, family, celebrities (non-Devil ones or Devil supporters?) your local homeless network. What do you drink? What do you sing? And considering you won't need to worry about a hangover, or anything else, what else do you get up to?
So, with 12 hours until nuclear hellfire raineth from the skies, how do YOU throw a shindig?
Who would you invite? Friends, family, celebrities (non-Devil ones or Devil supporters?) your local homeless network. What do you drink? What do you sing? And considering you won't need to worry about a hangover, or anything else, what else do you get up to?
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