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RE: Dear Theists....Why?

September 12, 2010 at 4:15 am

(September 12, 2010 at 2:25 am)Minimalist Wrote: I recall once praying as a kid. An odd sensation came over me.

Then I belched and felt better.

Belched? Loudly? How vulgar.

I think the silent farting contests between myself and my little sister (only ever in church) were much more elegant.(If you exclude the last time; Sis miscalculated and shat herself) Confused Fall

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Dear Theists....Why? - by HeyItsZeus - September 9, 2010 at 6:44 pm

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