(April 28, 2015 at 5:33 pm)Desert Diva Wrote: Have a read about Kissing Hank's Ass.
This is exactly how I feel about what your Bible says.
Or if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal - and to forestall any clickyphobia - try the movie adaptation:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
