I don't care about the Royals.

[Iroscato]

I couldn't give less of a shit about the monarchy, the only feelings I have towards them are faint annoyance, growing stronger the more I think about them. They live in absolute opulence, they get the best of everything, and are fawned and held in adoration across the world.

What the fuck for, exactly? How did they earn this life of extravagent and total luxury? Being ready, willing and able to take one for the team and bang the right cousin at the right time, to preserve the bloodline? Their DNA's probably more messed up than the X-men, for the sake of fuck.

"Ooh, but they bring in lots of tourism and money for the country!"

So does Big Ben. How many times do you see news anchors the world over giving masturbatory adulations to Big Ben every time it squelches out a Little Ben? Just because the Royals happen to be squishy, living, parasitic humans does not entitle them to an endlessly wealthy, endlessly congratulatory circle-jerk of a life, not when there are people starving in the country.
Bastards.
(See? Now I'm fucking furious. Last time I give them another thought for a few weeks )