Sodom and Gomorrah - the real story.
Scene, Shore of the Dead Sea, 400 BC,
Cast of Characters:
Shlomo ben Shlemiel, a traveler.
Shmendrick ben Shlomo, his young son.
Shmendrick: Father, what happened to that burned out town over there.
Shlomo: God punished them with fire, my son.
Shmendrick: Why did he do that?
Shlomo: Because they disobeyed the law, my son. Which reminds me, don't let the high priest stick his dick up your ass any more.
The End.
Scene, Shore of the Dead Sea, 400 BC,
Cast of Characters:
Shlomo ben Shlemiel, a traveler.
Shmendrick ben Shlomo, his young son.
Shmendrick: Father, what happened to that burned out town over there.
Shlomo: God punished them with fire, my son.
Shmendrick: Why did he do that?
Shlomo: Because they disobeyed the law, my son. Which reminds me, don't let the high priest stick his dick up your ass any more.
The End.