Ask a straight, sober, monogamous, American human who's neither a magi or your mom

[Mudhammam]

Hey man, wassup!

I wish to ask:
Have you found salvation yet in the arms of Jesus, our lord and saviour?

I have. We're taking over next year.

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But what's up with the cooking and cleaning?

What can I say? She likes to spoil me with delicacies, an immaculate abode, oh, and sloppy blow jobs. Yep. She's a keeper.

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Would you, as clearly a very well-read expert on logic and philosophy, prefer it if logical lightweights like me stayed out of complex philosophical discussions? I.e. would I do more harm than good to the bigger picture when you're debating say a religious troll who will pounce on and take any sign of ignorance of the arguments and/or logic by any member as representative of every atheist, and smugly walk away thinking he's won the argument?

No, I haven't read anything by you that can remotely justify that perception of yourself, or conversely that of me. Like they say, practice makes prefect. 10 out of 10 trolls, religious or non, won't budge on their tightly held dogmas simply due to a single conversation, or even logical argument for that matter, so roll up those sleeves, do your best, and take notes!

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Do you hand out free hugs or do I have to pay

Hugs are free after 11 PM and before noon, EST. Other than that you can have them but at the cost of a dirty look.

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Are you a Republican?!

NOOO.

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Why do you care more about your liver than alcohol? Don't you know you are going to die anyway, and your liver will rot anyway? Don't you want to enjoy life before you die?

I want to live as long as I can in so far that still enjoy a good book.