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Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 5:43 pm
Okay, since I'm channelling God for another thread, it might be a good opportunity to ask Him an y questions that might be lurking in your mind about your existence.
If you have any questions, please ask away and I will get God to answer for you.*
And, GO!
*I accept no responsibility for the accuracy of the answer, or any impending eternal damnation that may result.
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 5:46 pm
I torment myself over the right type of colander to wear on special occasions; Colored plastic to match my tie or Stainless Steel to preserve your wholesome noodly teachings?
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 5:50 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 5:46 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: I torment myself over the right type of colander to wear on special occasions; Colored plastic to match my tie or Stainless Steel to preserve your wholesome noodly teachings?
Stainless steel.
It has the added advantage of protecting you from Bozo Rays™ being projected into your brain by the Shadow Government, just as tinfoil hats do.
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 5:50 pm
Answer the question you already know I'm going to ask before I ask it.
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 5:53 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 5:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why are you so happy with this?
It's embarrassing to admit this, but I was stoned out of My cosmic brain when I wrote that.
Just ignore those bits that you don't like and think shouldn't apply to you and you can be a good Christian, too.
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 5:54 pm
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(October 11, 2017 at 5:50 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Answer the question you already know I'm going to ask before I ask it.
The only way to make it bigger is surgery.
And, to the secret question you ask yourself, No, otters would not make good condoms.
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 5:57 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 5:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The only way to make it bigger is surgery.
And, to the secret question you ask yourself, No, otters would not make good condoms.
So, the Kardashian booty is a go.
And there goes my multi-million dollar idea.
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 5:58 pm
Why, God, did you make me so fucking loveable, dickhead?
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 6:00 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 5:58 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Why, God, did you make me so fucking loveable, dickhead?
I'll take that to be two questions.
I made you loveable because someone has to be as loveable as you, and there are so few in the world.
I made you a dickhead because everyone needs a flaw.
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