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Poll: Will you drink with Dionysus?
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Yes, but only if he really exists.
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Yes, I will drink wine regardless of his existence.
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No, I am a twat.
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If in the end, you found that god really existed...
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RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed...
(June 2, 2015 at 11:17 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Did he teach jebus the old turn water into wine trick?
Or did jebus outsource to him on commision.

Jesus (if he existed, and he probably did not), was just doing a magic trick.  I have actually seen a magician do a magic trick of turning water into wine, pouring from one container into another, just like in the Bible.  (I mean that seriously, though given the way I often post, I wonder if you will believe me when I am telling you the truth?)  It is just a con job, nothing real.  It is like sawing a lady in half. Magicians are just creating illusions, not reality.

With Dionysus, you get reality.  Wine, in sufficient quantity, really gets you drunk.  If one bottle is not enough, try two, three, four, or five.  If that is not enough, you should switch to hard liquor.  Dionysus is not against going with very strong drinks.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 2, 2015 at 11:50 pm

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