Sorry it's a bit rough and ready. You try cropping the Peter Pan of pop out of a publicity still and then shopping him over Japan's official citizen at four o'clock in the morning.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'