(June 7, 2015 at 9:06 am)robvalue Wrote: One of them already gets two 2/1 creatures for 2 mana, on normal mode. Ugh. I dread to think...
Ffffffffuckin' Nefarian.

Well, at least he makes a tasty late game card. It's always nice to be able to play the spells my opponent has been tormenting me with back at them.
I had the most amazing game today. Rogue versus Rogue, and I come up with a nice win condition early on: Mimiron's Head. If I can keep it and two other mechs alive for a turn, I get a powerful monster that can attack four times per turn, for a total of sixteen damage a turn. I get that guy out, game's usually over in two turns. So I get two mechs out, I play the head, and I use Conceal, making my side of the board immune to targeting for a turn. Safe, right?
Other player uses Vanish, sending every card I have back to my hand. Shit. So I play a bunch more mechs and, a turn later, I play the head. Sap: the head goes right back to my hand again. I play even more mechs and lay down the head, and then Conceal again. Second Vanish. My fourth try burns up my opponent's second Sap, thwarting me again, and finally I pull it out on my fifth attempt...
And I die to fatigue damage, because the bastard had been using a combination of Coldlight Oracles and Gang Up to force me to draw my entire deck, as I desperately try to pull out a big enough damage maker to kill him before he mills me out. I lost, with one turn left until I had lethal. Each turn just had me yelling louder at the screen.

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