RE: Has anyone seen "Jurassic World"?
June 15, 2015 at 5:28 am
(This post was last modified: June 15, 2015 at 5:51 am by Fake Messiah.)
Oh no the movie is a sucka. While, for instance, JP3 held a good balance of action, comedy, timing and child actors from not being irritating this one does not. Yes the characters suck to the point they really harm a stupid monster flick. Imagine a ride among the dinosaurs - these huge CG creatures and then all focuses on one hairy kid saying "No, I think our parents are getting divorce." - I guess it would be a good line for a character just before he gets eaten by a giant T-Rex but not for someone that survives and you have to cheer for. I mean it's such a stupid cliche already that in this big destruction movies you always have a theme of family gathering, so it looks like the whole world needs to get destroyed in order that one stupid american family gets together.
Then the screenplay: imagine everything you see on screen gets explained to you by people in HQ - like pterodactyls escape and then cut to HQ where they tell us that pterodactyls escaped.
Then the dinosaurs that, except for few plant eaters, have fanatic mission of hate toward humans to kill them - like the one Jews had for Jesus in Mel Gibson's "Passion".
And then every scene has to be a tribute to some other scene from a famous movie because these people are too stupid to think up and choreograph an actual scene.
JP1 was all about new special effects, wonder, tension, few laughs.
JP2 was Spielberg being angry that he has to make a sequel and audience had to suffer.
JP3 was about exploration, making up for JP2, action, few laughs and some new fun dinos.
JW was beyond all that, it's not that it feels that they didn't try it's just that they didn't know what to do. Filmmakers were too clunky and incompetent.
Then the screenplay: imagine everything you see on screen gets explained to you by people in HQ - like pterodactyls escape and then cut to HQ where they tell us that pterodactyls escaped.
Then the dinosaurs that, except for few plant eaters, have fanatic mission of hate toward humans to kill them - like the one Jews had for Jesus in Mel Gibson's "Passion".
And then every scene has to be a tribute to some other scene from a famous movie because these people are too stupid to think up and choreograph an actual scene.
JP1 was all about new special effects, wonder, tension, few laughs.
JP2 was Spielberg being angry that he has to make a sequel and audience had to suffer.
JP3 was about exploration, making up for JP2, action, few laughs and some new fun dinos.
JW was beyond all that, it's not that it feels that they didn't try it's just that they didn't know what to do. Filmmakers were too clunky and incompetent.
