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I want a time machine to go back and kill.

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I want a time machine to go back and kill.

June 16, 2015 at 5:04 pm

The following assholes who inflicted humanity with the following.

1. Peeps, those things taste fucking nasty!
2. Candy corn, I would rather be waterboarded than eat that shit.
3. Cooked cabbage, smells like a simmering boiling toilet.
4. Duck Dynasty
5. Sports graphics as if I want to play a fucking video game.
6. Naming fields and arenas after corporations
7. Fucks News( but that is more serious than humor)
8. Slim Jim packaging, have you ever tried to open that shit, easier to rob Fort Knox
9. The asshole who coined "my bad", I always want to ask "do you have a receipt for that "bad".
10. Lists, I really fucking hate lists.

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I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Brian37 - June 16, 2015 at 5:04 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Fake Messiah - June 27, 2015 at 5:19 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Brian37 - June 27, 2015 at 10:44 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by downbeatplumb - June 29, 2015 at 12:51 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 27, 2015 at 5:37 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 28, 2015 at 9:03 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Brian37 - June 28, 2015 at 9:15 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 29, 2015 at 10:44 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jenny A - June 29, 2015 at 8:06 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by paulpablo - June 29, 2015 at 8:25 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jenny A - June 29, 2015 at 10:45 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jackalope - June 29, 2015 at 10:51 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 29, 2015 at 11:50 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Alex K - June 30, 2015 at 6:32 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jenny A - June 30, 2015 at 9:51 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Fake Messiah - June 28, 2015 at 5:23 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Alex K - June 28, 2015 at 8:17 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by ignoramus - June 28, 2015 at 7:29 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Alex K - June 28, 2015 at 8:14 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Brian37 - June 28, 2015 at 8:41 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by MTL - September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by vorlon13 - June 28, 2015 at 9:24 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 28, 2015 at 9:28 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Alex K - June 28, 2015 at 10:21 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Anomalocaris - June 28, 2015 at 11:07 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by paulpablo - June 29, 2015 at 8:03 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 29, 2015 at 3:05 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 29, 2015 at 3:35 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by ignoramus - June 29, 2015 at 5:20 am

I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by KUSA - June 29, 2015 at 7:09 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Regina - June 29, 2015 at 7:52 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Regina - June 29, 2015 at 7:54 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 29, 2015 at 10:52 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 30, 2015 at 4:21 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by paulpablo - July 1, 2015 at 2:23 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Ashground - July 1, 2015 at 3:42 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - July 1, 2015 at 7:46 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Brian37 - July 1, 2015 at 9:25 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by ignoramus - June 30, 2015 at 4:53 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by pocaracas - June 30, 2015 at 5:14 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Cyberman - June 30, 2015 at 9:42 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by robvalue - June 30, 2015 at 9:53 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jenny A - June 30, 2015 at 9:59 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by pocaracas - June 30, 2015 at 3:01 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Brian37 - July 1, 2015 at 9:28 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by ignoramus - July 1, 2015 at 4:46 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Rev. Rye - July 1, 2015 at 7:34 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by paulpablo - July 1, 2015 at 9:30 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by ReptilianPeon - July 2, 2015 at 6:42 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - July 2, 2015 at 6:30 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Cyberman - July 2, 2015 at 4:49 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Fake Messiah - July 10, 2015 at 3:13 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Fake Messiah - July 27, 2015 at 4:18 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by BrokenQuill92 - July 27, 2015 at 4:32 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by robvalue - July 27, 2015 at 5:20 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Brian37 - July 28, 2015 at 3:47 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by BrokenQuill92 - July 28, 2015 at 4:07 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by brewer - July 28, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Fake Messiah - September 25, 2015 at 9:10 am

RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by MTL - September 25, 2015 at 9:50 am

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